radiogrimshaw: have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps
jackwhitesunderstudy: Roses are red Violets are blue
lampsu: have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them
captainamericass: my friend thought macaroni and cheese was spelled as “macaronian cheese” for his whole life
wecameassickcunts: do you just stare at someone’s lips & get a massive urge to just make out with them.
sharingneedles: the person who invented marriage was creepy as hell like hey yo i love u so much im gonna get the government involved so u cant leave
unluckycharmxo: stingraye: maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too
m4ge: thighrabanks: francieum: blaineandersasss: kpopcrackchat: burqini: Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on Calculus more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation Biology more like BYEology because I’m out physics more like phySICKS because im getting real tired of this shit trigonometry? more like TRIGGERnometry...
senpai-dixie-kong: its-a me twerkio
snorlaxatives: i don’t know where i’d be in life without this gif
“your pokemon has hurt itself in its own...
thefasstimes: “isn’t that a little gay” my friend asks “yes” i respond as i look at the miniature homosexual sitting on my desk “it is”